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[ 2007-09-10 08:26 ]

There was a 75-year-old multi-millionaire who had just married a beautiful 18-year-old blond girl. So his friends asked him, "How did you manage to get an 18-year-old girl to marry you, when you're 75?"

And the old man replied, "I told her I was 99, so she would marry me quick!"

 
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